Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Jokes!

Irene said, "Emily, I got some coupons but you can't have 'em!!" 

She was speaking to Ilene.

Irene

Reflecting on the super skinny girls in pageants and said, "Those skinny girls wouldn't last a day if they got locked up in a cage! Ain't nothing for the body to feed on! Be eatin the heart, the liver! You know the body is gonna eat itself, it's not just gonna die off. It'll be lookin for some food! Those women in the 16,18,22...they'd last a week! Then someone could come save them."

... what??